OH MY GOD I HATE THE CUBS!
A first grade teacher in the Chicago area explains to her class that she is a cubs fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if, they too, are Cubs fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hands except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and say, "Janie why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Cubs fan."
The teacher asked, "Well then, if you are not a Cubs fan then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a fan of the Cardinals, and proud of it, " Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Janie, why pray tell are you a Cardinals fan?"
"Because my mom is a Cardinals fan, and my dad is a Cardinals fan, so I'm a Cardinals fan too!"
"Well, " said the teacher, "that is no reason for you to be a Cardinals fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom were a moron, and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"then, " Janie replied, "I'd be a Cubs fan."
She asks her students to raise their hands if, they too, are Cubs fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hands except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and say, "Janie why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Cubs fan."
The teacher asked, "Well then, if you are not a Cubs fan then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a fan of the Cardinals, and proud of it, " Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Janie, why pray tell are you a Cardinals fan?"
"Because my mom is a Cardinals fan, and my dad is a Cardinals fan, so I'm a Cardinals fan too!"
"Well, " said the teacher, "that is no reason for you to be a Cardinals fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom were a moron, and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"then, " Janie replied, "I'd be a Cubs fan."
posted by Jim at 9:06 PM
4 Comments:
ROTFL!!!
CUBS SUCK!!!!!
My wife's family is engaged in a battle over our almost-born son's eternal soul.
Half of the family are cubs fans... half are White Sox. (Go Sox!)
Anyway, we've recieved a ton of baby clothes for each team. My wife is a cubs fan and I'm sox, so I requested that everyone that was going to buy sox stuff buy larger clothes so that he grows out of the cubby stuff and into the WS stuff.
It's fun to watch.
Actually that would work out really well, because he could then use the softer Cubs crap to learn how to dust things around the house and the more absorbant Cubs crap to clean up spills and for oil rags and such. Thus it should be! Make sure your family gets with the plan!
And with photos, through the miracle we call Photoshop you can erase those pesky Cubs logos on any pics you'd want to keep anyway. Family doesn't have to know, just our secret.
Cubs suck. Cubs fans, well . . . They are special.
When a dispute of rooting for a said Chicago baseball team, geography is the defining factor. If born north of I290, this individual will always be a moron. Whereas if the lucky soul was born on the South side of Chicago then they can confidently have a team worth rooting for. So it comes down to demographics.
P.S. If you hear another Cubs fan tell you "I'm a Chicago fan". You are encouraged to slap them immediately and continually until they admit they are jealous. I know of three such persons who until last year's season hated the Sox.
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