Liquid Day 1 Results

Holy shit this sucks. Oh my God. A month of this, oh crap. I am tired, hungry, cranky and surprisingly gassy. Why? Not sure. Nothing in there I guess. I said before it was "do it or die trying" well this is it, its gonna kill me. Hey, wasn't doesn't kill me makes me stronger, right? I am going to be one strong mother fucker when I get through this. I'm not as much hungry as I am tired, fatigued and sick of peeing like a race horse. And I mean often too. WTF?

Seriously, I am not only well under 1000 calories a day, but there are no solids either. Nothing. Closest thing is YOGURT. Great. Fucking yogurt. In advance, I am sorry to all those close to me in the next month. I will do my best to confine my bitterness when I can. But doing it all day at the office is taxing enough, to try at home also might just make me snap. Thankfully, I am so far dealing with the hunger part alright. I can drink coffee, tea, diet soda and water, so I can stay fairly filled up, but that is why I am PEEING like Old Faithful on BARRY BONDS' STEROIDS.

I am now over 24 hours into it, and going strong. (Pee reference) In fact, if you are reading this or talking to me and I say something that MIGHT seem like a PEEING reference, IT IS. Pissing for distance here . . . In a normal night I might get up to go the bathroom once, sometimes not at all. Last night? FOUR TIMES. FOUR! I will try to limit my fluids tonight before bedtime, but I honestly didn't think I had that much last night. I am really hoping this levels out and becomes more routine. Right now, not so much.