Press ONE for Kiss My Ass

So is it just me or are you tired of pressing ANYTHING to get something spoken to you in ENGLISH? I believe America is the "land of opportunity" and all that yap, but hey, we speak English here, jackass, and if your life's passion is to deal with me in any way, shape or form, LEARN MY FUCKING LANGUAGE! And while on that subject, who the hell is hiring the mouth breathers and (for lack of a more appropriate term) non-English speaking folks and putting them in charge of customer service? Who at your big ass company saw this as a productive move? I know, once you have us roped in you can subject us to whatever demons you wish, correct? What about fast food chains? They aren't much better. Jeez, do you have to put Skippy with his fresh tongue piercing in charge of the speaker in the drive thru?